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<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose [link]
<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas.. <CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics [link]
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks [link]
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me <iMike-> and it's not working properly [link]
<DizzDvl> didja know that a bee's penis breaks off in the queen and she saves it for later? <rabbit> saves it for later for what? <DizzDvl> saves it for later when she needs to fertilize eggs <MoouadDib> if the queen's next lover isn't as good she slaps him with the penis of previous lovers [link]
<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta? <ircbuddy> GTA2 <ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...) <Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected <ircbuddy> Fair enough. [link]
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger <tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth [link]
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?? It won't let me rape the sheep... [link]
<eras3r> who the hell is digdug? <element_a> he used to be an old video game <element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel <element_a> tragic [link]
<TasseL> Miten saan tuon Saatanan Koneen, korppuaseman toimimaan? =D <lakmus> TasseL: Ei saatanan koneet toimi koskaan. <Infynitum> To unleash the Machinae Satanus thou shalt read thy unholy incantation know as the Dark Manual of the Unholy Board of Mothers. [link]
* Belinus molests jsmith102 * kronix molests jsmith102 <jsmith102> STOP MOLESTING ME FUCKERS <Belinus> we love you jsmith102 [link]
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on? <@Antipothis> cadamy_awards [link]
<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks <spazzer> shit <spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it [link]
<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts [link]
<Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING <macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT <macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS <Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing [link]
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town? <triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry. [link]
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated <@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right [link]
<Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on <kickthepc> to install 98 you need to reboot several times <Neon[UK]> :| <Neon[UK]> maybe if i reboot REALLY FAST [link]
<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked. [link]
<@Mouring> "How many Monkeys does it take to run this company?"? "One, because you can get them to work for dirt cheap and they willwork 24/7." <@RndPkt> There was an article in scientific america about some study of monkies. <@RndPkt> Supposedly some art council in England paid for 3 monkeys and a computer and wanted to see what they did with it. <@RndPkt> I guess they beat it with stones, peed on it and hit the S key a billion times. <@Mouring> rnd, sounds like most end-users. [link]
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes <@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading [link]
<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really want snail shit on my face? [link]
hristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is. [link]
<Ultra_Violet> Xero: I want to fuck your lesbian grand-mother with a dirty wooden spoon [link]
<skychic> how do you exit channels? <anarch> use /quit *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) <anarch> heheh *** skychic has joined ummies <CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter <CrashCat> try /quit ummies <skychic> cheers! *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: ummies) [link]
<tiatoraasah> in my internet options where it says LAN settings...... should i have the checkbox of atutomatically detect settings clicked? <Blue^BearMP> tiatoraasah - no, you should've checked the box saying i know i should format but i dont want to lose my pr0n [link]
<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] = ((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) | <Farrod>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ({10{ramped_rx_on}} & rx_on2[9:0])) <Farrod>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? & block_enable_b[9:0]) | block_default_b[9:0]; <elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message of the week: <elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection Fault (3) at $001759E0 <elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A <elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94 <elvisW> -------------------------------------------------------------------- <elvisW>?? Unable to query the system log to give context. [link]
PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today. PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI? EventuallyAdonis: what about it? PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI.. PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol ......... EventuallyAdonis: that's deep [link]
<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink? <rizzoh> tcp [link]
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked. digitaltrip: yup DotMtrx: Where is JCCC? digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course. [link] Reload page for more
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