Funny chats

<hitman> and
<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...
<hitman> I do do guys.
<hitman> er
<hitman> don't
<hitman> heh
<hitman> man
<ambrosia> lol
<hitman> that was a bad typo
* ambrosia pages dr. freud
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<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today
<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever.
<PsychoOne> he is gay
<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck dick"
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<Porcupine> nimefiends, lots of fun
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat hot or cold
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into obscurity....
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good compression

<Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind
<Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind
<Iruja> lol
<guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his mouth any faster
<guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220
<guns7007> it always works in the commercials
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<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway
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<oDDY> did u take a picture

<oDDY> of ur new shirt

<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new

<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh
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<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.
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<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so
<Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour
<Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now
<Dark-e> omg
<Dark-e> shit
<Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom
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Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday
Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck
Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here
Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30
napalm 256: she wake u up
Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself
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[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!
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<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
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<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
<jtstocker> asshole
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* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes]

<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?
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<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
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<RoyCastle> i think my body is compensating for my not eating anything by delving deeper into insanity
<RoyCastle> like earlier I was looking at a picture of a dead cat on the internet and for a moment it made me understand multivariable calculus
<mflynn00> liar
<RoyCastle> k.. it was midget pr0n
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<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat
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<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"
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<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.
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<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works

<Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work?
<Autocracy> because it's me...
<Autocracy> that's usually the case...
<Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me...
* Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next meeting, to be less obvious.
<Autocracy> eh?
<Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^
<Autocracy> heh
<Autocracy> haha
<Autocracy> lmao
* Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.
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<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?
<Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes
y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)
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<Krispy> you could double specialize
<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY
<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER
<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
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<RS-Ryan> crap.. i'm having a blonde moument, what's IGMP again?
<Not_RS_Webby> shit beats the fuck out of me
<Not_RS_Webby> im drunk
<RS-Ryan> God you Cisco support techs suck
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