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<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot)
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<moira> Ibet? I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body
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<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms 
<+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still.
<@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
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[20:10] * Aery has joined nline
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left nline
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute.
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< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....
< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping
< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams
< MaNcO > so i turn off the light
< MaNcO > lay there in the dark
< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind
< MaNcO > if I never wake
< MaNcO > in the morning
< MaNcO > would he ever doubt
< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums
< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him
< MaNcO > and i try in every way
< MaNcO > to show him every day
< MaNcO > he's my only one
< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through
< MaNcO > he must face this world without me
< munk-@> wtf
< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past
< MaNcO > be enuogh to last
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes
< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life
< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot
< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"
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<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that emulates burned cd's?
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<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses
<Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business
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<michaelr> heh, new zealanders think the aussies are shagging the sheep, and the aussies think the nz'ers are shagging the sheep... quite frankly, i think it's the sheep who are sluts
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<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck
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* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
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<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
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<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in.? We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed.? They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare.
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<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
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<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
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red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
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<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls
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<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos
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<fork> oh cool
<fork> theres a pube in my keyboard
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<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...
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<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ...
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<innocent-eyez> i have a love/hate relationship with morons...
<innocent-eyez> i love to mock their stupidity and hate them for being stupid at the same time
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<Ozzy|> whoa, now i understand why its cheaper to build your own comp
<Rufio]LK[> explain your reason
* Rufio]LK[ drinks his milk so it can come out his nose 
<Ozzy|> haha
<Rufio]LK[> hurry, i wanna hear why
<Ozzy|> ok, cuz i thought the motherboard costs the most... but i'm lookin at em here and its only around $30
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<|MonK|> I have a 16X dvd rom drive,? so why dose it still take an hour and? a half to watch a whole DVD?
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<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad coders, there are fucking retards, and there's coders writing lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0;
<jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going to rewrite..
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<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> 
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8>
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<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
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<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now
*** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net
*** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
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<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final
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<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
<usunoro> she's TINY
<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4
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<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model
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