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I Get BS'd
Ever since I put My Bot up, I've gotten a taste of my own medicine a couple times.
This time, a guy (who chose to be called "Crumpman") IM'd me after checking out my
L33t translator. So, here: Read the (slightly edited) transcript: - some extra comments are highlighted like this

Session Start (AIM - outsideforthenet:crumpster): Wed May 12 14:31:54 2004
14:31 | crumpster: yo
14:32 | OutsideForTheNet: hey
14:32 | crumpster: i like ur site
14:32 | crumpster: u did a good job
14:32 | OutsideForTheNet: thx
14:32 | crumpster: i like ur l33t talker
14:33 | OutsideForTheNet: thx, a lot of ppl do :)
- seriously. you wouldn't believe how many hits that thing gets.
14:33 | crumpster: so tell me r u a h4x0r
14:34 | OutsideForTheNet: sort of ... i don't do big time stuff, just play around. tho i hacked xanga.com pretty recently
- the xanga "hack" was actually just a small javascript (affecting thousands), but xanga bitched about it tons
14:34 | crumpster: no way, sweet
14:34 | crumpster: i want to be like u when i'm older
- no, you don't.
14:34 | OutsideForTheNet: how old r u
14:34 | crumpster: 13
14:35 | OutsideForTheNet: lol well i'm only 15
14:35 | crumpster: does it pay well?
14:35 | OutsideForTheNet: "pay well"?
14:35 | crumpster: yeah, u know "freebies"
14:36 | crumpster: is there a future in hacking sites?
- wtf?
14:36 | OutsideForTheNet: yea i'd guess there is ... pretty risky tho
14:36 | crumpster: cause i want to be l33t and have people im me like i'm iming u
14:37 | OutsideForTheNet: it's not hard
14:37 | OutsideForTheNet: just takes time
14:37 | crumpster: can i become a member of ur site
14:37 | OutsideForTheNet: yea u just go to the members page
14:38 | crumpster: if i type with ur l33t program can i pass for being a h4ck0r?
14:39 | crumpster: i went into a AOL chatroom and wrote elite and people told me to f--- off
14:39 | OutsideForTheNet: no - most people who type like that are "script kiddies" who don't really know how to hack
14:39 | crumpster: but you type like that??!
14:39 | OutsideForTheNet: no i don't
14:40 | crumpster: then why is it on ur site?
14:40 | OutsideForTheNet: because i think it's fun to play with, but not to actually use in normal conversation
14:41 | crumpster: i thought u used it to type in IRC rooms (IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat )
- no sh_t....
14:42 | OutsideForTheNet: not unless you just wanna annoy people
14:42 | crumpster: i prefer pr0n to hax0ring
14:42 | OutsideForTheNet: ummm ... that's nice ....
14:43 | crumpster: i have an ideal u can teach me h4x0ring and i'll teach you how to FTP in DOS!! I can tell u what that means if u want
- how could i not know what 'FTP' means? i have a website!
14:43 | OutsideForTheNet: i used to FTP in dos, but it's a lot easier to use an FTP program. in any case, I already know how to FTP in dos
14:44 | crumpster: dang, how did u kn0w that already?
14:44 | OutsideForTheNet: that's how i used to update websites
14:45 | crumpster: why do u ftp to websites? ftp is only used to transfer images!!!
14:45 | crumpster: ur not much of a h4ck3r
- I'm not much of a hacker??
14:45 | OutsideForTheNet: you can transfer any kind of file you want with ftp. html, image, zip, etc
14:46 | crumpster: its only used for pr0n images
14:46 | OutsideForTheNet: you couldn't be more wrong
14:46 | OutsideForTheNet: you can also use ftp to download files
14:46 | OutsideForTheNet: http://www.ftpplanet.com/ftpresources/basics.htm
14:46 | OutsideForTheNet: that explains it
14:46 | crumpster: do u see that padlock by my AIM name, that means i know my stuff
14:47 | OutsideForTheNet: no i don't see any padlock, but nonetheless wouldn't that only imply an encrypted connection?
14:47 | crumpster: dang, u got me
- Mmkay...
14:47 | OutsideForTheNet: lol i'm not that stupid
14:48 | crumpster: did u ever use win98?
14:48 | OutsideForTheNet: um yeah, back in 1998 ......
14:48 | crumpster: i started on win98se that stands for second edition
14:48 | OutsideForTheNet: i kno
- I think I got tired of being treated as stupid as he is
14:48 | crumpster: what was ur first os (operating system)
14:48 | OutsideForTheNet: dos
14:49 | OutsideForTheNet: (disk operating system)
- so I gave him a taste of his own medicine
14:49 | crumpster: k3wl
14:49 | OutsideForTheNet: i've been using computers since before i started kindergarten - my dad works for IBM
14:49 | crumpster: when r u going to put up a new video
14:49 | OutsideForTheNet: i dunno ... soon probably
14:49 | crumpster: can u get me os/2 warp?
14:50 | OutsideForTheNet: yes i can (i have the disks), but isn't os/2 a little old and obsolete?
14:50 | crumpster: i hear its great for h4cking
14:51 | crumpster: well i've added u 2 my buddy list so i'll im u everytime i see u on and well chat
14:52 | OutsideForTheNet: cool
[I add him to my buddy list]
14:52 | crumpster: i'm homeschooled, and my parents don't teach me
14:52 | crumpster: so i sit on computer all day
14:52 | crumpster: they give me A's for doing nothing
14:52 | OutsideForTheNet: lol sweet
- not.
14:53 | OutsideForTheNet: but you still have to take state exams, right?
14:53 | crumpster: nah, they get me out of em
14:53 | OutsideForTheNet: how
14:53 | crumpster: they complain that i'm not ready for the exam
14:53 | crumpster: i basically just sit around all day
14:53 | OutsideForTheNet: erm don't you have friends?
14:54 | crumpster: actually i don't
14:54 | crumpster: i just have AIM friends
(Slight Clue -- At this point I did a quick google search for his screen name. I figured that if he's online so much, he must have made an online presence. I thought nothing of it when I came up empty.)
14:54 | crumpster: all the kids in neighborhood wont play with me
14:54 | OutsideForTheNet: y
14:54 | crumpster: i'm mixed
14:55 | OutsideForTheNet: mixed what? mixed race? they're racists?
14:55 | crumpster: mixed race... yeah
14:55 | crumpster: so let me guess u don't want to talk to me now
14:55 | OutsideForTheNet: i'm not racist!
14:56 | OutsideForTheNet: what race are your neighbors?
14:56 | crumpster: white
14:57 | OutsideForTheNet: wow .... i can't believe they're all racist like that ... i am black and every single one of my friends are white
14:57 | crumpster: i dont' like many white people
14:58 | OutsideForTheNet: why?
14:58 | crumpster: they are prejudice
- well then so are you ....
14:59 | OutsideForTheNet: where do u live?
14:59 | crumpster: alabama
14:59 | crumpster: u?
14:59 | OutsideForTheNet: suburbs of new york city
14:59 | crumpster: so ur family must be rich
15:00 | OutsideForTheNet: well, we do have money, but not everyone around here does
14:59 | crumpster: mine isn't
15:00 | crumpster: thats why i am learning l33t skillz
15:00 | crumpster: i only have a mom
15:00 | crumpster: dad left - he was white
15:01 | OutsideForTheNet: man i feel so sorry for you
- which is basically why i continued the convo so long.
15:02 | crumpster: mom is black
15:02 | crumpster: and she tell me to marry black
15:03 | OutsideForTheNet: what you need is to get out of that racist area first chance you get! the whole country isn't racist, you know
- well...
15:03 | crumpster: i'm ok and i'm tough
15:03 | crumpster: i just need a big brother
- ummm.... i'm no role model.
[Three awkwardly silent minutes go by]
15:06 | OutsideForTheNet: don't you ever get bored staying at home all day?
15:06 | crumpster: yea
15:07 | crumpster: but i have no where to go
15:07 | crumpster: cept the internet
15:07 | crumpster: i can't go outside or i'll get hit
15:07 | OutsideForTheNet: "hit"? people fight you just because you're mixed?
15:08 | crumpster: yea
15:08 | crumpster: they say its not right
15:09 | OutsideForTheNet: wow i am so so sorry
15:11 | crumpster: it doesn't matter to me
15:13 | OutsideForTheNet: i gtg, i'll ttyl
- I just needed a break from him - he was depressing me. and annoying me.
15:13 | crumpster: no!
15:13 | crumpster: stay and talk t ome
15:13 | OutsideForTheNet: i'll be back in like a half hour
15:13 | crumpster: promise?
15:14 | OutsideForTheNet: yea ... i'll try
15:14 | crumpster: k
15:14 | OutsideForTheNet: so see you at 3:45
15:14 | crumpster: k
[I left, did a few chores, and finished just in time to keep my word.]
15:44 | OutsideForTheNet: back
15:44 | crumpster: sw33t
15:44 | crumpster: u told me the truth
15:44 | crumpster: most lie to me
- you're just one sad, sad, soul all around, aren't you?
15:45 | OutsideForTheNet: nope, i just had to do some chores
15:45 | crumpster: tell ur folks to do em theirself
15:45 | crumpster: i do 0 chores
- brag, brag, brag
15:45 | OutsideForTheNet: lol my dad would kill me if i said that
15:45 | crumpster: oh
- Wait a second, this guy lives in a ghetto - he probably took me literally!
15:45 | OutsideForTheNet: (not literally)
15:46 | crumpster: i told my dad that and he hit me
15:46 | crumpster: i never told mama that
15:46 | OutsideForTheNet: well we have six people in my house so there's a lot more stuff to be cleaned
15:46 | crumpster: will u put my aim name on ur site
- wtf?
15:46 | OutsideForTheNet: y?
15:46 | crumpster: to make new friends
15:47 | crumpster: put something like im crumpster for a cool guy
- spell it with me guys, "p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c"
15:47 | OutsideForTheNet: um ok, where do you want me to put it?
15:47 | crumpster: something like he's a cool cat
15:47 | crumpster: im me
15:47 | crumpster: er.. im him here
15:47 | crumpster: and one to add to buddy list
15:48 | crumpster: and that i'm a l33t h4x0r
15:48 | crumpster: i knwo a lot about computer
15:48 | OutsideForTheNet: lol you make it sound like an ad
15:48 | crumpster: one of the smartest u have seen
15:49 | crumpster: cool?
15:49 | OutsideForTheNet: ok i will make it exaggerated and sarcastic. people will im you because they will be curious
- i really did, too.
15:49 | crumpster: ok
15:49 | crumpster: lmk when its up
15:49 | OutsideForTheNet: k
15:49 | crumpster: how long will it take?
15:49 | crumpster: 1 week or 2?
- why would it take two weeks to update a website? you ignoramus
15:49 | OutsideForTheNet: about seven months
15:50 | crumpster: dang
15:50 | OutsideForTheNet: jk, more like ten minutes!
15:50 | crumpster: heh
15:50 | crumpster: sw33t
15:50 | crumpster: do u have an xbox/ps2?
15:51 | OutsideForTheNet: yea i have: xbox/ps2/gcube/n64/ gba
- ooh, watch the rich boy brag. oh, wait, that's me.
15:51 | crumpster: u got em modded?
15:51 | OutsideForTheNet: nope - they belong to the whole family. my dad wouldn't want me to screw around w it too much
15:52 | crumpster: i got mine modded
15:52 | OutsideForTheNet: what do the mods do?
15:52 | crumpster: lets u play backups
15:52 | OutsideForTheNet: o nice
- i'm really thinking, "Oh, that's it? I know about that -- I was hoping you had linux on your xbox or something actually cool."
15:53 | crumpster: is it on the site yet
15:53 | OutsideForTheNet: no i am writing it now
15:53 | crumpster: ok, i'll shutup
- yesssss!!!!!
15:53 | OutsideForTheNet: no i can multitask - noooo!!!
15:53 | OutsideForTheNet: whats your name
15:53 | crumpster: real name?
15:54 | OutsideForTheNet: whatever you want me to call you
15:54 | crumpster: the Crumpinator
- um let's try the faginator
15:54 | OutsideForTheNet: lol that's too long ... you don't have a nickname or something? for instance, "Jay" isn't my real name, but it's what people call me online ...
15:55 | crumpster: Crumpman
- creativity strikes again
15:55 | OutsideForTheNet: k
15:56 | crumpster: what games u got for xbox
15:56 | OutsideForTheNet: i don't remember. i don't play much
15:57 | crumpster: y not
15:57 | OutsideForTheNet: i dunno, i'm not that into videogames
15:57 | crumpster: then who plays em
15:58 | OutsideForTheNet: my dad and my two brothers
15:59 | crumpster: do u like enimem
16:00 | OutsideForTheNet: yea he's my favorite artist actually .... you probably hate him tho right?
16:00 | crumpster: yea
16:00 | crumpster: he can't rap like black man can
- i agree. he raps better.
16:01 | OutsideForTheNet: i like him because his songs vary so greatly ... one song he's talking about violence, next drugs, then sex, then he's being motivational. he's like his own genre ...
16:01 | OutsideForTheNet: i also like dmx and nelly
16:03 | crumpster: add my aim name to ur bot
16:03 | crumpster: too
16:03 | OutsideForTheNet: what do you mean?
16:04 | crumpster: u have a bot
- do i really??
16:04 | crumpster: that im's people - does it really??
16:04 | crumpster: add it to that list
16:04 | crumpster: i want it to im me
16:04 | OutsideForTheNet: oh ok. my bot doesn't have a buddy list. i have to manually start it. i'll start it for you in a couple min ...
[I try to run the bot program for the next eleven minutes, but it's glitching up]
16:15 | OutsideForTheNet: i can't get my bot to sign on ... i don't know what's wrong with it. it's broken ...
16:15 | crumpster: doh
16:27 | crumpster: i dont' see my name on the site
16:27 | OutsideForTheNet: i'm almost done writing it
16:30 | OutsideForTheNet: http://www.jayssite.com/jay/jay.html - how's that? too enthusiatic?
[Here's what the "ad" looked like:]

16:31 | crumpster: cool, thx
16:31 | OutsideForTheNet: no prob
16:31 | crumpster: i appreciate it
Session Close (crumpster): Thu May 13 14:36:19 2004


[Exactly one week passes. I blogged about it. I saw him online during the week, but he never IM'd me until:]
Session Start (AIM - outsideforthenet:crumpster): Thu May 20 15:26:18 2004
15:26 | crumpster: hey jay
15:26 | OutsideForTheNet: hey
15:26 | crumpster: just wanted to thank you for putting me on ur front page
15:26 | crumpster: i have got around 30 or so im's
- holy shcrap, my site must be popular
15:26 | OutsideForTheNet: lol cool
15:27 | crumpster: most of em asks me how i know u
15:27 | crumpster: so i just tell em ur a leader in the warez scene
- wtf???
15:27 | OutsideForTheNet: lol
15:28 | crumpster: do u care if some of them post ur aim name on their websites for people asking where to pick up warez and pr0n
15:28 | OutsideForTheNet: i'd rather they didn't - i'm no expert on warez or pron
15:29 | crumpster: hmm, but on ur site u are l33t
15:29 | crumpster: btw, its pr0n not pron
15:30 | OutsideForTheNet: i don't need warez, for the most part.
15:30 | OutsideForTheNet: btw, pron = pr0n
15:30 | crumpster: i showed a bunch of peple ur site and they indexed it into a warez engine
15:31 | OutsideForTheNet: lol, whatev, it'll get me more hits
15:31 | crumpster: so ur not cool with em adding ur screenname
- did i stutter?
15:31 | crumpster: i'm sure u'll get a ton of script kiddies asking u 4 pr0n - since when does hacking == porn anyway??
15:32 | OutsideForTheNet: if they want porn so bad they should use google!
15:33 | crumpster: i dont' understnad ur so helpful to me but u don't want others contacting u?
- since when am i helpful to you?
15:33 | OutsideForTheNet: not about pr0n or warez
15:34 | crumpster: ur l33t talker, showed me how to be l33t, i now can type l33t anytime i want in mIRC
15:35 | OutsideForTheNet: but typing l33t doesn't prove anything
15:35 | crumpster: but u type l33t and ur the smartest person i know
- wtf?? smartest person you -- oh, wait, almost forgot ... ghetto.
15:36 | crumpster: thank you for using the correct pr0n too btw
15:36 | crumpster: its a pet peeve of mine since i started using ur l33t talker
15:36 | crumpster: i can't stand someone to incorrectly type that word
15:36 | OutsideForTheNet: it means the same thing
15:37 | OutsideForTheNet: no such thing as a misspelling in l33t
15:37 | crumpster: that is where i disagree, regular computer users say porn, h4ck3rs like me and u use pr0n
15:38 | OutsideForTheNet: u mean "h4x0rs"
- let's fight fire with fire.
15:38 | crumpster: yeah, see u know more than i do
15:39 | crumpster: so u don't want ur aim name posted on warez sites
- n-n-noo, you re-ret-retard
15:39 | crumpster: as a "contact"
15:39 | OutsideForTheNet: no i don't
15:39 | crumpster: but i told em u were involved in a warez group and that i knew u personally
15:39 | crumpster: and u could host filez
15:39 | crumpster: from ur website
15:40 | OutsideForTheNet: then u definitely lied
15:39 | OutsideForTheNet: have u hacked anything
15:40 | crumpster: yes, i've hacked a bunch of stuff, i've changed my toolbar to silver instead of blue
- whoo, FBI, we've caught one!
15:40 | OutsideForTheNet: you mean you changed the XP theme? thats not hacking
15:41 | crumpster: i've changed it from blue to silver
15:41 | crumpster: yea
15:41 | crumpster: the windows theme
15:41 | crumpster: it was only supposed to be blue
15:41 | OutsideForTheNet: does it look like this: http://windows.online.pl/windowsxp/rys/ekran.gif
15:41 | crumpster: yeah, damn ur good
15:42 | OutsideForTheNet: that's not hacking. that's just customization. anyone can do that.
15:42 | crumpster: hwo u d0 that so quick
15:42 | OutsideForTheNet: just googled it
15:42 | crumpster: well i think its hacking
15:42 | crumpster: cause i did it without a manual
- i think i've got wounds now from the exasperation
15:43 | OutsideForTheNet: tweaking at best.
15:43 | crumpster: did u know how to do it without looking at a manual?
15:43 | OutsideForTheNet: yes. it's extremely easy.
15:43 | crumpster: i also d/l pr0n
- Stop. Telling me. That.
15:43 | OutsideForTheNet: pr0n is easy to get with google - err not that i know first-hand or anything, heh heh
15:44 | crumpster: well if all this is easy then why do i have to show people
15:44 | crumpster: my mom didn't know how to do it
15:44 | crumpster: she asked me where i learned it and i said just fooling with puter
15:44 | OutsideForTheNet: your mom?? moms never know how to do anything.
15:45 | crumpster: she fixes me sandwich
15:45 | crumpster: and cooks
- wow. somebody's special.
15:45 | crumpster: good
15:45 | OutsideForTheNet: lol i meant with computers
15:45 | crumpster: u make me feel like i'm not a h4x0r
- now where would you ever get that idea?!
15:45 | crumpster: why is everyone like this to me
15:45 | crumpster: i keep getting booted from mIRC when i talk l33t
15:45 | OutsideForTheNet: what else have you hacked?
15:46 | crumpster: ok, let me think
15:46 | crumpster: i changed my IE (i can tell u what thta is) to start with blank page
[Short pause here while I actually screamed]
15:46 | crumpster: that is internet explorer - he thought I'd paused because I don't know what "IE" is
15:46 | crumpster: btw
15:46 | OutsideForTheNet: have u done anything malicious?
15:47 | crumpster: not sure what u mean by malicious
15:47 | OutsideForTheNet: malicious = bad. have you screwed up any websites?
15:47 | crumpster: yeah i screw up all the time
15:47 | crumpster: yea
15:47 | crumpster: some website load bad and i restart IE
15:48 | crumpster: it fixes it
15:48 | OutsideForTheNet: no i mean have you done bad things to websites?
15:48 | crumpster: yeah
15:48 | crumpster: i click on a link like 50 times..lol
- you wreak havoc across the nation
15:48 | crumpster: i'm sure the admin likes that - but what if they press charges???
15:49 | crumpster: i'll never do that to ur site
15:49 | crumpster: ur site is now my startpage
- oh, you flattering beast!
15:48 | OutsideForTheNet: go to "[URL Removed].com", and scroll down until you see the news post 'site hacked'
15:49 | crumpster: it says page not found
15:49 | OutsideForTheNet: http://www.[URL Removed].com/
- let's try a little copy-n-paste shall we
15:49 | crumpster: that worked
15:50 | crumpster: yeah i see it
15:50 | OutsideForTheNet: where it says 'site hacked', that was me.
15:50 | OutsideForTheNet: their forums were down for days.
15:50 | OutsideForTheNet: i hacked them
15:51 | crumpster: what u mean
15:52 | OutsideForTheNet: i'm the one who made their site get hacked. i did it.
[Pause]
15:53 | OutsideForTheNet: u don't know what i mean do u
15:53 | crumpster: no
15:54 | OutsideForTheNet: do you know about hacking websites?
15:54 | crumpster: just what u have taught me
15:54 | OutsideForTheNet: i haven't taught you anything about hacking websites
15:54 | crumpster: yes u have
15:55 | OutsideForTheNet: what did i teach u
15:56 | crumpster: i bet u caused that site to loose their info
- someone's quick.
15:57 | OutsideForTheNet: yes. exactly.
15:57 | crumpster: that was wrong
15:57 | OutsideForTheNet: it was stupid - they didn't have a backup
15:57 | OutsideForTheNet: not my fault
15:57 | crumpster: u should help rebuild it
15:58 | OutsideForTheNet: they have a new phpbb 2.0.8 forum now
15:58 | crumpster: what if ur site got done that way
15:58 | OutsideForTheNet: i practically encourage hackers to do it. that's why i keep a backup
15:58 | crumpster: so can i h4ck urs
15:58 | OutsideForTheNet: u can try
15:59 | crumpster: and screw it up like u did those people
15:59 | OutsideForTheNet: yep
15:59 | crumpster: can i put ur site in that thread to let them get back at u
15:59 | OutsideForTheNet: no
15:59 | crumpster: y not
15:59 | OutsideForTheNet: they might just try to arrest me or whatnot
16:00 | crumpster: oh
16:00 | crumpster: ok then
16:01 | crumpster: well i dont' think u did something nice
16:01 | crumpster: i'm ashamed of it really
16:01 | OutsideForTheNet: u shouldn't be a hacker. hackers are look down upon ...
16:02 | crumpster: its prob best we don't talk anymore, sorry but ur not the mentor i wanted, i wanted a big brother
- not talk anymore? anything but that! don't make me slit my wrists again you big meanie
16:02 | crumpster: thats not hacking, thats a criminal
16:02 | OutsideForTheNet: um ok
16:02 | crumpster: i'm a hackor
16:02 | OutsideForTheNet: hacking = criminal
(sometimes)
16:02 | crumpster: ur a criminal
16:02 | crumpster: sorry but its the truth
16:02 | crumpster: i suggest u apologize to them
16:02 | OutsideForTheNet: hacker = "One who uses programming skills to gain illegal access to a computer network or file. "
16:02 | crumpster: thats ur defination
16:03 | OutsideForTheNet: according to the dictionary
16:03 | OutsideForTheNet: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=hacker&r=67
16:03 | crumpster: nope
16:03 | crumpster: hacker is someone who is l33t
- Ohh, that explains it. Thank you.
16:03 | OutsideForTheNet: face it - you don't even know what l33t (or elite) means
16:03 | crumpster: i want an apology to them
16:03 | crumpster: in a form of an email
16:03 | OutsideForTheNet: or what? you'll ground me?
16:04 | OutsideForTheNet: besides - i did apolize. read the thread.
16:04 | crumpster: no, i will email site admin
16:04 | crumpster: start writing it NOW!
16:04 | OutsideForTheNet: you may email the admin
16:04 | OutsideForTheNet: they do not have the resources to persue me
16:04 | crumpster: listen, to me
16:04 | crumpster: SHUT UP and write an APOLOGY
16:04 | crumpster: NOW!
- hey man don't soil yourself
16:05 | crumpster: post it in this aim conversation
16:05 | OutsideForTheNet: ok ok i am crying!! i'm writing the apology in blood
- I'll bet he missed the sarcasm.
16:05 | crumpster: just f'n with u dude
16:05 | crumpster: heh, i'm no taddle tale
16:05 | OutsideForTheNet: you had me going there. i was thinking, "whoa, this guy's a freak"
16:05 | crumpster: heh
16:05 | crumpster: i have lied to u tho
16:06 | OutsideForTheNet: what
16:06 | crumpster: i'm 25 and work in computers and me and the network admin enjoyed ur site and i told him i was going to f--- with u a few times
16:06 | crumpster: heh, i'm not all that crap i said i was
16:06 | crumpster: i know a lot more bout computers
16:06 | crumpster: heh
16:06 | OutsideForTheNet: are you serious
16:07 | crumpster: yea
16:07 | OutsideForTheNet: then who are you
16:07 | crumpster: heh, just a guy who googled ur l33t talker
16:07 | crumpster: and me and buddies had fun with it
16:07 | crumpster: i posted our aim conversation
16:07 | crumpster: and everyone laughed at me
16:07 | crumpster: not u
16:07 | OutsideForTheNet: lol
16:07 | crumpster: they were amazed u would still talk to me
16:08 | OutsideForTheNet: i felt sorry for you
16:08 | crumpster: after all the crap i said
16:08 | crumpster: everyone said no WAY!
16:08 | crumpster: he is so f'n patient
16:08 | crumpster: i tried to get u to ban me
16:08 | crumpster: from aim
16:08 | crumpster: heh, ur too much of a nice guy
16:08 | crumpster: sorry for being an ass
16:08 | OutsideForTheNet: when did you try that
16:09 | crumpster: but we have to find fun ways at work some days
16:09 | crumpster: cause its slow
16:09 | crumpster: today
16:09 | crumpster: i tried to get u to put me on ur block list
16:09 | crumpster: i was just waiting for u to say F--- U
16:09 | OutsideForTheNet: actually i found it entertaining.
16:09 | OutsideForTheNet: i was thinking, "hey, more content for jayssite"
16:10 | crumpster: heh
16:10 | OutsideForTheNet: you seemed to really think you were a hacker, but you really, really, were definitely not
16:10 | OutsideForTheNet: it was funny
16:10 | crumpster: i got the .js for that elite talker u made
16:10 | crumpster: it was in ur root directory
16:10 | OutsideForTheNet: yep
16:10 | crumpster: we looked it over
16:10 | crumpster: nice
16:11 | OutsideForTheNet: thx
16:10 | OutsideForTheNet: where did you post the transcript on?
16:11 | crumpster: its on our intranet
16:11 | OutsideForTheNet: oic
16:13 | crumpster: heh, sorry again man
16:14 | OutsideForTheNet: no problem. very funny.
16:13 | crumpster: its cool ur into hacking
16:13 | crumpster: keep it up
16:14 | OutsideForTheNet: thx

Wow, I guess nothing beats human assh*ling.

 
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