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"If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?" - Anon.
Your place to hang out on the web when you're bored.
My fake blog. I take actual events and make them ... more interesting.
Disclaimer: Allow me to restate, this blog is FAKE! The events described here NEVER REALLY HAPPENED. They are, however, based on real life, but I purposefully blow the stories way out of proportion just to make them funny.
Warning to more sensitive visitors: Many articles may contain excessive explicit language,
sexual themes, blasphemy, mocking death and tragedy, killing kittens and puppies, drinking expired milk,
and heavy drug usage. OK? Good.