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My fake blog.Disclaimer : Allow me to restate, this blog is FAKE ! The events described here NEVER REALLY HAPPENED. They are, however, based on real life, but I purposefully blow the stories way out of proportion just to make them funny.
Warning to more sensitive visitors: Many articles may contain excessive explicit language,
sexual themes, blasphemy, mocking death and tragedy, killing kittens and puppies, drinking expired milk,
and heavy drug usage. OK? Good.Note : Too sensitive? Easily offended? Christian? Read the
cleaned-up Jay's Universe
as viewed through a soap bubble . Street's party (updated 10/19/05)
Parental Advisory (sexual content, brief language, excessive alcohol use) My average school hallway transit (updated 10/19/05)
Parental Advisory (sexual content, language, tortured child) First day back to school (updated 09/11/05)
Parental Advisory, I guess (language? mentally challenged people, brief sexual references) Spanish Test (updated 06/28/05)
Parental Advisory (mild language, sexual content) School Anti-Violence Assembly (updated 05/22/05)
Parental Advisory (I dunno, something, probably) Caw's Party (updated 05/22/05)
Parental Advisory (mild language, mild sexual content, detached crunchy appendage) Huge smiles are kinda dangerous (updated 04/28/05)
Mostly Clean Bike Riding (updated 04/16/05)
Parental Advisory (Deaths, Mild Language, McDonalds Food) Going to the library (updated 03/21/05)
Clean (whoops) My day in court (updated 03/15/05)
Parental Advisory (language) Hello FDR (updated 03/10/05)
Kinda Clean (detached appendages, regurgitation of living creatures) Goodbye Tabernacle (updated 03/01/05)
Parental Advisory (sexual content, brief language, walking corpses) My attorney called (updated 02/24/05)
Parental Advisory (explicit language) Huge blizzard (updated 02/19/05)
Parental Advisory (brief mild language, brief mild sexual content) Special ed. math and grenades (updated 02/16/05)
Parental Advisory (language, death, brief sexual content) Valentine's Day (updated 02/14/05)
Parental Advisory (mild language, sexual content) (note:) (updated 02/08/05)
(not a universe post) My stalker (updated 02/08/05)
Mostly Clean Edit (consumption of baby kitten) Taking an exam (updated 01/30/05)
Parental Advisory (language, sexual content, death) Jesus and Mary (updated 01/28/05)
Filthy and blasphemous
Warning to more sensitive visitors: Many articles may contain excessive explicit language,
sexual themes, blasphemy, mocking death and tragedy, killing kittens and puppies, drinking expired milk,
and heavy drug usage. OK? Good.