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 Random Joke
(what men hear?)
When a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.'
What a man hears:
'blah, blah, blah, blah, c'mon blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah on the floor, blah, blah, blah, right now, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes.'
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Latest Universe article (10/19/05)
"Street's Party" (Snippet:)
The party was scheduled to start at 1:37pm, the l33test time
ever. And since I recently got my driver’s license, I’ve been very
eager to show my new wheels off to everyone. So I left my house right
on time - 1:37pm, and I pedaled my totally-pimped-out tricycle as fast
I could. My trikey’s totally loaded wit’ chrome rims, hydraulics, a
navigation system, and gold teef. You know you want it.
It had been raining all week, and party day was no exception.
Hurricane Fluffy has been relentless. The wind was horrible, but at the
same time, it was awesometastic. It pushed me right along and I barely
had to pedal at all. Unfortunately, the unexpectedly-wet rain totally
trashed my nav system, and the moment I stepped outside I almost got
lost. Luckily I could hear a bass guitar playing in the distance, so I
followed the sound.
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